"10. Instead of “running” a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to “work out”, programs are “given birth”. After birth, a program rolls for a 40% chance of executing literally as the code is written, 40% of being [“psychoanalytically incompatible”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibberish
), and 40% of executing by a metaphorical epistemology the order of the functions found in main()."
I have no clue, if they are serious about that… sounds quite satiric ;)